The person who leaves many cups/mugs in ONE room. [that's me]
And then I have to do my walk of shame into my kitchen with all my not empty treasures.
On a more important note, I think your celery ribs problem is pointing to a far greater and more insidious problem and that is that you're clearly not making enough soup!! No ants on a log, SOUP!! Dump all the ribs in soup.
You missed a third option:
The person who leaves many cups/mugs in ONE room. [that's me]
And then I have to do my walk of shame into my kitchen with all my not empty treasures.
On a more important note, I think your celery ribs problem is pointing to a far greater and more insidious problem and that is that you're clearly not making enough soup!! No ants on a log, SOUP!! Dump all the ribs in soup.
Apparently, there's a celery soup?
https://www.feastingathome.com/celery-soup/
I think you should try making it as an experiment and report your findings to us.
Dat Y2K trauma, man. There's a documentary called "Time Bomb Y2K" -- have you seen it?
IDK about Chicago, but many places sell celery by the rib/weight! (Assuming it's not sold tied up in a plastic bag)